Lock Your Goddamn Doors Crime of the Truest Kind Podcast Mug

This ceramic mug carries a bold, no-nonsense message for mornings that need a little edge. The blunt mantra—keep it on the safe side, lock your goddamn doors—lands with a smirk and a stance: it’s for people who take home security seriously and don’t mind a little profanity with their coffee. Thick ceramic walls hold heat and the glossy finish makes the text pop, so whether it’s sat on a cluttered kitchen counter or a nightstand lamp-lit at 2 a.m., the mug sends a clear signal. It fits into routines where practicality meets personality: late-night porch checks, shifting into weekend guard-mode, or leaning into small rebellions of self-protection. The design reads like a private joke shared among friends who care about boundaries — familiar, direct, and unapologetic.

Design by Anngelle Wood

Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for vivid print and easy cleaning
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience
- Lead- and BPA-free, with a comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap